Wait for it.......

In a wonder change over evens, the Rangers scored a goal, ending their 126-minute goal drought... and by an unlikely hero non-the-less. Nigel Dawes scored not one but TWO goals in last nights game, edging out the Devils and hopefully sparking a great start to their 7 game home stand. Nigel had five shots on goal and six hits as well. If the big guns can't score, maybe this will be the rookies year. On to Friday against the Maple Leafs. Could have really done without the other BS following the game, but with every high, there must be a low right?

WARNING.. WARNING.. Do not fight a guy that A- Is a whole foot taller than you.. and B- After you just got your nose reset from it breaking a few nights earlier

Tomorrow is the famed Georgia Bulldogs vs Florida Gators match-up. No doubt there will be some jean shorts walking around at the worlds largest cocktail party. Hope Tebow breaks his leg in three spots when someone from GA tackles his ass. Someone here is actually wearing a Gators Polo tucked into Seersuckers.. F'in Seersuckers. WOWSERS. I can tell you someone who is not getting laid this weekend.

I leave you all.. for now... with this
And a panther am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther - Dwight Schrute