Halloween Musings

So, have a few quick Halloween observations. Hands down the best costume of the year goes to someone here at work who is a "Ho Buster" Dressed up just like a Ghostbuster and busting all the girls dressed up like sluts for Halloween, which no doubt will be half the office. Lets talk about a few of the costumes that we should put to bed thou:

1- A white T Shirt does not make you a ghost. Yes, I know you have pale skin.. still not buying it.
2- Army Guy - Yes, I know you already had a buzz cut and looks the part prior. Hell you may have the outfit from being in the army. But seriously.. thats also just lazy. Lets back that ass up for a second. Anything you used to be or do does not work as a costume, unless of course you were a porn star. Them we are ok with it.
3- A Dead person - I'm not talking zombies and shit, thats ok. Unless you are a zombie army man.. then its a punch in the dick. I'm talking people who have passed away. No more Marlyn Monroe, no Jim Morrison (for many reasons), and definitely no Elvis.
4- Witches - Seriously? Why not just be a pumpkin you uncreative ass bag

Im sure Ill have more once I witness our costume contest at 2pm. Happy Halloween everyone :)